All I needed was some people to donate, I sat there thinking of ways for that to work without looking like some kind of dodgey scam and then BOOM it came to me; Paypal. The easiest and safest way to pay for your goodies online. I told her that it was going to happen, that by 10am local time I would have a website up and ready to go. I wanted it and I got it. All I need now is your help; remember even just $1 will help (more would be better!), and it's through paypal so I'm not going to steal your credit card details and buy mass amount of the poronograph.

 (That is BBQ sauce which was quite tasty and all over my face)