So there we were; sitting at the bar. I am no maestro when it comes to these kind of hair brain schemes but dammit, I was going to make it big, no matter what anybody said. I thought of this idea, what if I could get thousands of people to go to a website and all donate at least $1, what if I could do that, what if I could become the next big thing on the intertron.

I thought about it for a few moments and then I came out with it, I pitched the idea to my girlfriend...

What a mistake..

I got shut down withtin seconds which led me to scribe the events on the nearby napkins, similar to how I imagine the ancient Roman writers Ovid or Juvenal would have done.

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